No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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