..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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