Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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