May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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