ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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