why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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