Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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