Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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