Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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