You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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