If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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