My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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