i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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