So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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