I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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