Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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