Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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