im drinking this country out of the recession.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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