You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
