She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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