So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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