I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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