My room smells like vodka and shame
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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