I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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