I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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