Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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