But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
