You're so nebulous sometimes
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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