Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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