I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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