I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone