At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.