Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.