She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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