whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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