So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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