he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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