It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm really busy with my period
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