Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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