I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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