Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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