I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can't talk, ducks in the car
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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