Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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