told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.