so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way