She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts