Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?