nut hugger
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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