I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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