Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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