Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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