Whod you bang
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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