The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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