I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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