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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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