I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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