No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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