we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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