It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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