At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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