just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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