Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".

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(210): View more from Texas

I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk

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(818): View more from California

Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day

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