it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.