Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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