Nicole vs. Life
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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